FML. I’m going out again. I’m a terrible person. My other hookup texted me like what’s up and I’m already set to go meet up with my cute lifeguard X_X. GODDDAMN. Um… So I’ll be on tomorrow? LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!
I try. So, do you consider that a success on your part?
I like to think so.
That makes one of you!
Oh incredibly depressing for you.
So… You enjoy having your kitty hole touched by Jason?
One of my hotttties just fucking texted me… SERIOUSLY?! I was just over that side of town like a minute ago asdkflsdjfoiweuflaksdlf23p00543ojqlwkandkfsj;fdlkjlsa;ladf
Shut the fuck up. I’m dying to myself omg.
I’m being honest, I’ve been celibate. And why so?
How mature of you. Who knows, guess he couldn’t handle me.
Not clinging. Just missed your voice of reason!
How sweet of you. I’m almost pleased by your presence near me.
But everyone likes ice cream, silly.
What ever you want to believe. Are you still boring as ever? Or have you let Jason into your kitty hole?