So apparently,  

speakmymind-yolo:

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FML. I’m going out again. I’m a terrible person. My other hookup texted me like what’s up and I’m already set to go meet up with my cute lifeguard X_X. GODDDAMN. Um… So I’ll be on tomorrow? LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! 

What losers are up at this hour…  

damian-j0nes:

I try. So, do you consider that a success on your part?

I like to think so.

What losers are up at this hour…  

lux-king:

That makes one of you!

Oh incredibly depressing for you. 

What losers are up at this hour…  

mason—smith:

What losers are up at this hour…  

melissa-williams:

What?

So… You enjoy having your kitty hole touched by Jason? 

One of my hotttties just fucking texted me… SERIOUSLY?! I was just over that side of town like a minute ago asdkflsdjfoiweuflaksdlf23p00543ojqlwkandkfsj;fdlkjlsa;ladf  

Shut the fuck up. I’m dying to myself omg. 

What losers are up at this hour…  

damian-j0nes:

I’m being honest, I’ve been celibate. And why so?

How mature of you. Who knows, guess he couldn’t handle me.

What losers are up at this hour…  

lux-king:

Not clinging. Just missed your voice of reason!

How sweet of you. I’m almost pleased by your presence near me. 

What losers are up at this hour…  

melissa-williams:

But everyone likes ice cream, silly.

What ever you want to believe. Are you still boring as ever? Or have you let Jason into your kitty hole?