OOC: Ouch, thanks Anon. I actually don’t anymore, but I can pass it on to people if I’m not careful. But I’m fine as long as I practice safe sex, unlike my ex-boyfriend…

She’s like a little cream puff I could just eat up. 

James, well. Wouldn’t you like to know my thoughts on that particular one. I’d love to tell you, but I don’t think your virgin eyes and ears could handle the thoughts I have about James. 

That diseased little kitten of mine? I don’t know where she’s gone off to, but I’m sure she’s off finding dead mice at the bottom of a dumpster. She’s easily one of my most interesting little pets. 

KK! Sorry it’s not happening in there, I was wondering what we used last time. 

Go here! New prom new prom new prom 

Go take a bath. 

And you’re really into getting involved with my business.  No I’m not into James and he doesn’t smoke, big whoop.  I can drug him with edibles. 

You’re failing.  I don’t care—he’s only meant to be played with.  

I have my puppy, Hugh Hefner.  He’s the only true love I have.